miscellaneous

(Coroner reporting to the Inspector about the dead body which is in smiling face)

Inspector: "Why the dead body is in smiling face?"

Coroner: "He was died due to lightening attack"

Inspector:"Then, why in smiling face?"

Coroner: "He thought somebody taking him a picture"

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Man 1: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Man 2: His lips are moving.

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(A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.)
Client: "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
Lawyer: "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
Client: "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
Lawyer: "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
 
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Man 1: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Man 2: Just say "Fees!

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