Friday, March 18, 2011

teacher vs student

(In a classroom, the first day)
Teacher: "Radio was found by Marconi"
Student: Ma'am  i lost my radio, can Marconi found and get back to me?!!!

(in the second day)
Student: "Can i go to bathroom?"
Teacher: (Inorder to correct him) "May i go to bathroom"
Student: but i ask first...

(in the third day)
Teacher: "Who is shakespear?"
Student: "Definitely, not I am ma'am"


(in the fourth day)
Teacher: "What is the difference between talent and intelligent?"
Student: "Walking on the rope between two buildings is a talent"
Teacher: "Very good, then what about intelligent?"
Student: "not doing that stupid things is intelligent"

(finally, the teacher commits)

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